The Lazy Jedi
I never thought of it like this…

I never thought of it like this…

Not for any sexual reason of course. I mean it’s super comfy to be naked no matter what you’re doing.

Not for any sexual reason of course. I mean it’s super comfy to be naked no matter what you’re doing.

Does this EVER work? I mean really?

Does this EVER work? I mean really?

 
This gif is the perfect metaphor for the current situation with my ex. I am the cat and my ex’s heart is inside that watermelon.

 

This gif is the perfect metaphor for the current situation with my ex. I am the cat and my ex’s heart is inside that watermelon.

getyourspoons:

Photos from our shoot today on a new project I (Michelle from The Room) wrote that involves a bunch of Room actors!!

Holy shit.

lifeprowlr:

"Romance"

lifeprowlr:

"Romance"

beetleginny:thepegosaurus:

Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death. 

this made me giggle.

lesbian-goddesss:

leftwiththetide:

lavenderlilith:

When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:

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Just laughed so hard.

If you don’t get this, ur straight

I’m a straight male and I get it because it’s true and I know how to please a woman in bed :)

Maybe he has a pet rooster because no one is that dumb…

Maybe he has a pet rooster because no one is that dumb…