The Lazy Jedi
 
This gif is the perfect metaphor for the current situation with my ex. I am the cat and my ex’s heart is inside that watermelon.

 

This gif is the perfect metaphor for the current situation with my ex. I am the cat and my ex’s heart is inside that watermelon.

getyourspoons:

Photos from our shoot today on a new project I (Michelle from The Room) wrote that involves a bunch of Room actors!!

Holy shit.

lifeprowlr:

"Romance"

lifeprowlr:

"Romance"

beetleginny:thepegosaurus:

Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death. 

this made me giggle.

lesbian-goddesss:

leftwiththetide:

lavenderlilith:

When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:

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Just laughed so hard.

If you don’t get this, ur straight

I’m a straight male and I get it because it’s true and I know how to please a woman in bed :)

Maybe he has a pet rooster because no one is that dumb…

Maybe he has a pet rooster because no one is that dumb…

Holy crap has this ever worked in the history of everything ever?

Holy crap has this ever worked in the history of everything ever?