This gif is the perfect metaphor for the current situation with my ex. I am the cat and my ex’s heart is inside that watermelon.
Photos from our shoot today on a new project I (Michelle from The Room) wrote that involves a bunch of Room actors!!
Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death.
this made me giggle.
When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:
Just laughed so hard.
If you don’t get this, ur straight
I’m a straight male and I get it because it’s true and I know how to please a woman in bed :)